"BobintheMtns" (bobinthemtns)
12/15/2016 at 09:43 • Filed to: None
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"BobintheMtns" (bobinthemtns)
12/15/2016 at 09:43 • Filed to: None | 6
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More specifically, let’s talk about the resultants of sex, aka: love children.. But not just any love children, love children that, I’m pretty sure, came from the union of some drop-dead gorgeous sex robot from the future, and a Decepticon.
I came across these pics of a MV Augusta’s new Turismo Veloce RC yesterday.. and after drooling over them, I thought I’d share... It’s MV’s Turismo Veloce, their sport tourer- but it’s been elevated to new “RC” status... which means it got some upgraded go-fast/light-weight components as well as a sweet racing livery.
Under 400 pounds and 130 HP.... not too shabby....
You can see the Sex Robot heritage here.... mmmmmmmmmmmm......
Even with bags, would hoon.
Another MV bike that got the RC treatment is the Brutale 800 RC Dragster. Which is Italian for “Brutal Dragster” It looks like what I’d imagine a marital aid from the First Church of Appliantology would resemble....
As frequently mentioned when viewing a MV (while biting lip), “Dat exhaust.....”
MV’s top-of-the-line F4 got the RC treatment too... 380 pounds and 215 HP. Quite the token of someone’s extreme... I just can’t even imagine...
Alright, must zip up pants and go to work............................
Nibby
> BobintheMtns
12/15/2016 at 09:45 |
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DipodomysDeserti
> BobintheMtns
12/15/2016 at 09:47 |
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Drooling over love children ? I didn’t realize you were into bikes, Mr. Trump.
/s
That’s a gorgeous bike. Perfect proportions, and who doesn’t love a little tre colore ?
bob and john
> BobintheMtns
12/15/2016 at 09:48 |
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....god dam
PS9
> Nibby
12/15/2016 at 09:48 |
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YOU JUST HAD TO GO FULL DRAGON DIDN’T YOU
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BobintheMtns
> DipodomysDeserti
12/15/2016 at 09:48 |
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Yeah... a little tre colore on a sexy, sexy Italian machine is just so right.
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BobintheMtns
> bob and john
12/15/2016 at 09:49 |
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Right????????
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PS9
> BobintheMtns
12/15/2016 at 09:49 |
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If this is product of sex with a decepticon, it is also a decepticon.
Ridding this might be fun, but it will also be your last.
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bob and john
> BobintheMtns
12/15/2016 at 09:50 |
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I mean..I’m not much of an MV fan. to me they are the ducati for the Hipster.
but...ho-ho-ho-hoholy shizen these look amazing.
EL_ULY
> BobintheMtns
12/15/2016 at 09:52 |
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afterwards
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DipodomysDeserti
> BobintheMtns
12/15/2016 at 09:54 |
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A friend of mine is buying a Monster this weekend, and he’s trying to get me to purchase one as well. I’m tempted.
Nonster
> BobintheMtns
12/15/2016 at 09:54 |
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oh wow....I need a moment
TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
> PS9
12/15/2016 at 09:55 |
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Never go full dragon,
Check it out. First picture, look like dragon, act dragon, not dragon. Sensual, sure. Not Dragon. You know the 3rd picture, inappropriate touching, yes. dragon, maybe. Touching the trunk in a suggestive manner. But he is still fully dressed. That ain’t dragon. You went full dragon, man. Never go full dragon.
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BobintheMtns
> DipodomysDeserti
12/15/2016 at 09:57 |
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DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And if you’re undecided, go to the showroom with your buddy and just listen to it! What size are you thinking?
Rust and Dust - Oppositelock Forever
> BobintheMtns
12/15/2016 at 10:04 |
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I’m not even into bikes, really, but good god, all of those things are
gorgeous.
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bob and john
> BobintheMtns
12/15/2016 at 10:22 |
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okay, I keep coming back to the Turismo Veloce. seriously, that has go to be the BEST looking touring bike out there.
Good lord. I need to download pictures of all of them and set them as my backgrounds.
Future next gen S2000 owner
> BobintheMtns
12/15/2016 at 10:22 |
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I was wholly disinterested until that last bike............. things.
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bob and john
> BobintheMtns
12/15/2016 at 10:36 |
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Skychismo on a bike with fuel injection, electric starter and anything modern? Please.
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DipodomysDeserti
> BobintheMtns
12/15/2016 at 10:39 |
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We are both eyeballing a few 1000cc bikes on CL. I would prefer an 800cc for DD duties, but his dad and friends tour with them, and I think I’d rather have a liter bike for that much highway travel. I have an old Honda for city driving. I thought about taking my ‘73 CL450 on a tour with them, but the thing is a little nerve wracking at the speeds these guys ride.
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BobintheMtns
> DipodomysDeserti
12/15/2016 at 10:44 |
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Being in AZ.. you should look into those Ducati Desert Sleds.... not sure when they’re hitting the showrooms... but still plenty of power for the highways and AZ def has enough back roads to explore that having offroad ability might be nice...... And if you miss your CL while on it, you could always cut off the exhaust pipe! haha
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DipodomysDeserti
> BobintheMtns
12/15/2016 at 11:13 |
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Those are nice. I need new tires for my CL, and am thinking about putting some knobbies on it and just making it a proper scrambler.
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BobintheMtns
> DipodomysDeserti
12/15/2016 at 11:32 |
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That’d be cool.. I dig those cl’s.. I’d love to have one with the high pipes for around town.. Yours is a 450, right?
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DipodomysDeserti
> BobintheMtns
12/15/2016 at 11:35 |
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Yes, mine is the 450. Mine originally had the CB pipes on it, but I picked up the high pipes and a heat shield at a junkyard for $20.
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BobintheMtns
> DipodomysDeserti
12/15/2016 at 11:58 |
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Very cool bike. And $20 for coolest exhaust pipes a honda’s ever had? Score!
If you’re looking for some good knobbies that aren’t expensive, check out the shinko big blocks....
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DipodomysDeserti
> BobintheMtns
12/15/2016 at 12:20 |
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Those tires look perfect, thanks!
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BobintheMtns
> DipodomysDeserti
12/15/2016 at 12:29 |
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They’re great tires too— I’ve gone through expensive german enduro tires that barely lasted 3000 miles (Karoo 3's).. But the shinkos lasted longer, seem stickier on the pavement (less vib’s too) and rally like fuck in the dirt and gravel... and they cost about a third of what the metzeler’s did ....
Manny05x
> BobintheMtns
12/15/2016 at 13:10 |
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Mv agusta is the only bike i would give up my children for.
Stephenson Valve Gear
> BobintheMtns
12/15/2016 at 19:49 |
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Oh... my.... those are bikes are beautiful. Makes me feel the same way I felt before I lost my sanity and bought a 696 Monster. I thought that I had Italian machinery out of my system...
I will not buy an MV!
I will not buy an MV!
I will not buy an MV!
OK, now it’s time to go look at the MV Augusta website...